Character posts

Planet Goya. aka: Tiger Woods Mk XXXIV

  • Lieutenant Klondike
  • Tue, Jun 21, 2011
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  • Lt Klondike's personal record. Star date: 8 hours since I greased that traitorous zombie Capt Armstrong. Orders from the TEF Silhouette, the flagship of the 3:16th, are as follows: Find location zero for the zombie infestation, and neutralize it. 10-4! We approach Planet Goya with all due haste, and dispatch...

    Bugs on MY boat?

  • Lieutenant Klondike
  • Sat, May 28, 2011
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  •   The Wake-O-Matic 3000 does not make for a great wake-up call, as hard as that is to believe. Things are never smooth when we drop out of hard sleep fast. The klaxons are blaring, I can't make heads or tails of it. Trooper keep puking on my shoes. This...

    Hole Patrol

  • Lieutenant Klondike
  • Sat, May 21, 2011
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  • Dr. Drake is telling me that the standard issue combat drugs we've been using are carcinogenic. I'm not sure what that means, but from his tone, I think it's bad. My laser-like powers of intuition are confirmed, when he tells me to distribute a new batch of combat drugs to...

    Burning Bug

  • Lieutenant Klondike
  • Sat, May 07, 2011
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  • Another glorious day in the Corp! Another glorious day making it happen for the TEF! And today, well, today is about babysitting. A movie crew has been assigned to our unit, and we need to show them how much fun it is to kill bugs. It's not that hard, really,...

    Lightning-cooked cave-bat

  • Lieutenant Klondike
  • Sat, Apr 16, 2011
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  • Walking down to the Armory, to collect our spiffy new guns. Some commotion is happening in the galley, and I send Trooper Harp in to ask what the fuss is all about. Major Cookie, the cook, is ranting about Brigadeer Whitherspoon's dinner menu. He wants critters from planetside to impress...

    Death from below!!!!

  • Lieutenant Klondike
  • Sat, Apr 09, 2011
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  • Finally! Full division-level combat! I'm so sick of bug hunts, a stand-up fight is what I've been hankering for. We hit dirt at 2100 hours, finding every other company we know from shipside flailing madly against the usual assortment of green bugs. Hoorah, lemme at em. But then these things...

    The Hoth Solution

  • Lieutenant Klondike
  • Sat, Apr 02, 2011
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  • Another drop, but this time, it's for family. Sergeant Bell dropped plantside with a squad for reasons undisclosed, and hasn't been heard from since. We are to search for his party, and rescue them. Apparantly, because that's something they train us for. Not sure how that got in the brochure....

    Heart of Darkness

  • Lieutenant Klondike
  • Sun, Mar 06, 2011
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  • Another glorious day in the Corp! We get dropped planetside to retrieve or detonate a Smart Bomb, which for reasons unknown failed to glass the continent it was assigned. And it's another smelly hell hole, a seemingly endless bog of fetid green muck. Whatever lives here sure as hell needs...

    That means Medals!

  • Lieutenant Klondike
  • Mon, Feb 21, 2011
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  • Dropships give me the willies, every time. Well, the pukies is more like it. I've learned to pack a spare canteen to flush my inevitably puke-filled helmet when the ride is over. But it's a small price to pay for going on a bug hunt! I live for meeting new...