For Harry "Snale" Corbin, enlistment wasn't actually an option. Well, he could have spent some time (his entire life) in a cell, but when they offered him the chance to waste aliens across the galaxy in lieu of imprisonment...well, he signed up pretty fast. Maybe that's why he became a criminal in the first place. Terra is boring.

Put your current Rank in the Level field. Your Reputation can go under Mannerisms below. Default starting weapon goes in the Weapon of Choice field below. (It will be assumed that you start every encounter with this weapon unless you state otherwise before the engagement is announced.) Fill in the weapons provided by rank.  Damage is the following format -...

Lt Klondike's personal record. Star date: 8 hours since I greased that traitorous zombie Capt Armstrong. Orders from the TEF Silhouette, the flagship of the 3:16th, are as follows: Find location zero for the zombie infestation, and neutralize it. 10-4! We approach Planet Goya with all due haste, and dispatch...

Played a rousing game today. Donnie Clark attempted to pit some lacksadasical bugs against Terra's Finest. The outcome was assured. It was a'3:16 Carnage Among the Stars game, and we taught those bugs a lethal amount of respect. But even better, was the bug that game revealed. A particularly nasty,...

Dropships give me the willies, every time. Well, the pukies is more like it. I've learned to pack a spare canteen to flush my inevitably puke-filled helmet when the ride is over. But it's a small price to pay for going on a bug hunt! I live for meeting new...