My name is Jonathan Perrine, and I am a Gamer.

Shocking, I know.

I'm also a computer science student, life-long geek (Did you know SPARC stations could play battleship 20 years ago?) and generally a creative person.... which is admittedly, sometimes at odds with the minutae of my chosen field of study.

But! Thankfully, RPGs exist, allowing all that creative energy to go somewhere, since the syntax of programming languages are such bastards about things being 'right' and not 'awesome'. 

I'm Editionally Multilingual in D&D 0-4, Touched GURPS, ran more D20 Modern than any sane person has ever been exposed to. I have a reputation for running monstrous 3.5 epics with absurdly detailed worlds that turn the D&D playstyle on it's head, but they're really only 3.5 because it's a shiny toolbox I understand too well.

My true loves are: Changeling The Lost, Werewolf The Forsaken, Mouse Guard, and Eclipse Phase. 

By God, Someday I'll run: Cthulhutech, Blood and Honor, Rogue Trader, Jadeclaw (Did I stutter?) and Exalted.

ADDENDUM: I hate elves when people playing them forget that elves are WEIRD. And I didn't have any Taun-tauns handy, so the donkey had to do.