A second-sub-basement journalist and writer trying to go up in the world. I do book reviews here: srmbc.tumblr.com. I once lit myself on fire intentionally. I smoke Ecstasy Reds, drink rum, and fill my lighter during thunderstorms. I'm paranoid about saying the wrong thing to everybody, possibly because I do so on a semi-regular basis. 

What do you like to play? 

I'll try anything once, but my favorites I've played are: 3:16, Apocalypse World, Feng Shui, Fiasco (no GM and no prep time? Narrative system? I'm in!), DeadLands, Cold City, BESM D20, W40KRPG (Rogue Trader, Dark Heresy) and World of Darkness (Mage and Genius, mainly). So...yeah, pretty much anything horror, steampunk, sci-fi, supers, pulp, or moden-fantasy goes. I'd most like to play Over The Edge, SLA Industries, Noctum, Kult, and OctaNe. And that's just the shortlist.

Why do you dislike elves so much? 

Because in high fantasy, they're analogous to the way vampires are treated in urban fantasy. I blame Salvatore, Weis, and Hickman. You create one or three badass elves, and suddenly everyone friggin' wants one. I dislike elves for the same reason I dislike most things-- they're targets for derision and there is at least one market they've oversaturated.

What in Crom's name are you doing to that donkey?

That donkey is earning its broadcasting degree at a community college and there isn't a DAMN thing you can do to stop me!